damn, that ain’t a forehead, that’s a goddamn fivehead.

I didn’t know the Crimson Chin had a daughter

I believe he’s just upset that he’s in this image

take a guess

Observe, class. Bottom third of the image. You are allowed to look and ask questions in a calm and respectful manner to the subject of the meme, but no flash photography and no snickering in the back or I’ll beat you with a sack of oranges

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they can’t prove that it didn’t just fall off when you tried driving away if they never find the pieces. You have to prove criminal liability in court, you aren’t responsible if the city uses “shitty parking boots” or “poorly trained officers”, and they can’t prove that isn’t what happened if they don’t find the cut up pieces lying by the side of the road.

in other words, the age old rule applies: only stupid criminals get caught.

yes, getting the angle grinder out of the back of your vehicle is easier than calling and waiting for parking enforcement to unboot you, I’m glad you agree!

what a rude thing to say to someone out of the blue, especially when I didn’t ask what your opinion was.

It’s okay, I forgive your stupidity.

if you say so, sport

“your property was no longer in my possession, and my car was no longer in your way. If you’re saying I can bolt shit to your car if you park on my property and then sue you for damage when it flies off your car, I will keep this in mind when you come to serve me the summons.”

you’ll find that many people will decide you are not worth the effort to deal with.

You must not be familiar with how fast a good angle grinder would make quick work of that thing. Just looking at it, I would guess 10 seconds if I was being extra generous. If I really wanted to get away with it, I’d toss on a fresh disc and ruin it as fast as I could by getting it off in record timing.

But I like yer moxie, super chief. 👈😎👈

hence why we grind off serial numbers. If you really wanted to be thorough, you’d cut it up into unrecognizable chunks.

Depends on how new and fancy your truck is and whether you find yourself needing one. I know if you go back far enough they don’t have them, so I imagine at some point they became an option and perhaps more recently they became standard. I’ve never needed a truck myself (having a buddy with a truck is often enough for the odd job) so I’m not sure.

Unless they can’t prove you were the one who damaged it, or even that there was damage. “Well, shucks, officer, I just tried to drive away with it on and it just sort of fell off. Dunno what happened to it after that, not my problem. You should invest in better boots, or maybe train the guy who put it on better.” (Bonus points if he’s the one who put it on.) Meanwhile, you take the pieces with you, grind off any serial numbers, and drop them in the nearest large body of water whenever is convenient. Bob’s your auntie.

edit: rofl @ all the people below trying to white knight for fucking meter maids.

“leave the poor step-up-from-mall-cop-on-a-segway alone!”

If you have pets, I’d say make it a room with a bean bag chair and a bunch of pet beds, (short) cat trees if you have cats, and a small tv for you to watch stuff on. Make it a little cozy hangout spot for you and your dogs/cats.

If not, uh… Closet?

The best part is, the sort of person that drives a Cybertruck is absolutely not the sort of truck (“truck”) owner that keeps an inverter and power tools in the bed, because anyone with an angle grinder would have a hearty chuckle at that before driving home.

Best knob-gobblin’ clog polisher I’ve ever gone to for a spit-shine.

how do I delete someone else’s comment

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How ’bout a nice cup of LIBER-TEA?

Ah yes, the four axes of the political compass: gay, tankie, loser, and French.