Oh god, please, no! Everything but that!

You know, I always thought this “gay agenda” thing was ridiculous. They only want equal rights and “be left alone” essentially, right?
But seeing this, they actually seem to successfully infiltrate the conservative mind… so maybe there is something to it? O_o

Haha, same

I remember that in some episode of Digimon some kid had one of those and back then I thought this was the most amazing shit.

Also once you managed to get a napkin, they clean about as well as aluminum foil.

Now let the mathematicians fight over whether you should approximate that as a “let’s assume a perfectly spherical cow” or rather as a… cube? A prism?

I was asking myself the same thing. This is a pathetic state of affairs… The only thing missing is that the google banner would now also acknowledge the Bing box and tell you specifically “don’t listen to the other popup!”.

Absolute shittiest moment to be single…

Yes, if you reorder only the text and not the whole bubble it’s also correct. =)

In case you are serious: It’s probably not.
When you’re not careful with parallel processing / multithreading, you can run into something called a “race condition”, where results of parallel computations end up in the wrong order because some were finished faster than others.
The joke here is that whoever “programmed” this commic is bad at parallel progmming and got the bubbles in the wrong order because of that.
The image makes perfect sense if you read it in the order 3, 1, 2.

Okay but the jondoms exist, I’ve seen them in a store before. Does anyone know what their deal is?

You sound miserable. I hope you can find happiness, too.

Hey, random ass dude here. Thanks for valuing my time. <3

See, it’s like when the pticher catches a five yard touchdown right after being handed an off-site yelow card. If he doesn’t tackle a goal in the next round it will never be a double-birdie and I know nothing about sportsball.

Let me explain: The humor in this comic strip lies in the absurdity as well as the “comedic timing” in the pacing of the individual panels. The symbol at the start clearly depicts a very minimalist version of a person on a bike. The comic however “takes it literally” and imagines a person driving around with only two wheels, one of which runs between their butcheeks (also a “funny part” of the human body). It doesn’t show this right away but contrasts two panels where “nothing happens” with the sudden appearance of this… Thing. It gradually reveals three funny things: First, the absurd thought that what is shown in the symbol is literally what is happening, as explained before. Second, the wheel running through the butcheeks, and lastly, that the person doing this is suffering. This means, there must be some even more absurd circumstances that lead to this whole situation.

I hope I could explain to you how this is funny. Although jokes notoriously die while being dissected.

Edit: aaaaaand the comment is gone.

To all of you reading this who are interested but don’t have home assistant (yet): I just set a timer for as long as the laundry takes. If I can’t go get it when the timer goes off I will place a “memento” somewhere (for example placing something on the ground in my way where it doesn’t belong) so I remember. The “set lighting to hell until I do it” solution sounds neat too, though. =)

Haha, okay that’s a great moment. Thank you for providing the link. I think every interviewee should have a David around the corner.

What is this from?

Eyyy, wellcome to enshitification!

I’m doing my part!