I looked her up. I’m pretty sure this is satire judging from the comedic nature of most of her posts.

It’s cool, it’s probably just self extracting. For convenience!

It’s promotion-driven development at its finest.

This is true but it’s much easier to understand in retrospect unless you have a very very gifted math teacher (or series of teachers really) when you start learning it. For most people learning algebra it’s just another checkbox to tick for some reason. Plus pesky word problems that make you figure out the equations on top of that.

Now that I’m an adult I recognize what all of this was trying to teach me. But back in my school days it was just another thing I had to do between hanging out with friends.

Of course I avoid him. He’s me!

You don’t get them for free here. You have to purchase the Big Mac meal to get the complimentary gun.

Plus you have plenty of time to tumble once or twice while your large codebase compiles.

Do hot dogs need genders?

Judging by the stars I’m pretty sure it was night time.

Art

Just set his clock 5 minutes slow and he’ll never suspect a thing.

Anything to the zeroth power is 1. Quick maths.

No rust issues on that finish!

At least you know better than socks with sandals!

If you’re color blind enough, this could be either!

IYDKYDK

I’ve thrown away all but one of each older connector before and just like clockwork, I needed two mini USB later that week. Micro? I was all set. Mini, I thought it was safe now.

Those aren’t buns any more. Pretty sure they’re labia.

3DMark or some other benchmark utility might help next time.

I ordered them through Lowes and they had all sorts of options for connectivity and power, including just old school chains. Looks like they’re Bali brand.