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Where I’m from smoke follows beauty. Americans are pretty vain.

We don’t speak of the war.

In the immortal words of NOFX clams have feelings too.

Welp time to watch The Never Ending Story. Falcor 🫀

But I love potato salad. It’s delicious.

Won two three MUAHMAHHAHA. You know what I miss? Youreakas Castle my Jam.

Same

Lived in a home for just under 4 years. Moved out of state. Several months later I get a vicious call demanding 2700 dollars usd for damaged carpet and a “smell”. I was young and dumb at the time and didn’t think I had any recourse. Being thousands of miles away and the threat of legal crap at a young age is daughting. Fuck landlords. We are very clean people.

Your Safeway getting remodeled too? Why the F are the lunch meats crammed next to the lotions behind freezer doors that prevent people from passing if they’re open.

Puts on my robe and wizard’s hat.

As a software engineer I’ll never kill anyone with a bad practice or mistake. You right my G. You right.

What you got for Blood Facts my G?

Turned 40 April 1st. I call everyone gangsta. Yes been listening to a lot of G G G GUNIT!!!

Amen.

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Amen. Don’t pull the trigger squeeze; that will ensure a kill…

As a diabetic I grapple with this often. Turns out can and should are very different things :( curse you pancreas. You too mom. Kids don’t do drugs with a baby in the womb. Your kids will suffer.