Leave out the religious part and I am in the market for more cousins :D

Meanwhile I am eagerly awaiting the return of low-rise.

That’s the diameter, baby!

“If you can’t handle me at my worm, you don’t deserve me at my best” 🪱

-Marilyn Monroe

In Dutch it’s the opposite :D

Where do the two wolves fit?

The webbing on the fork is an evolutionary trait that helps it swim.

Meanwhile, pedestrian symbols in Russia, Belarus, and Ukraine resemble the scene from Signs when the alien makes its first appearance.

Incorrect, the real Gs are sent to make rap music :D

Buns and patties would have to come in two different sizes for wide and regular burgers, and it’s probably more economical for restaurants to make them all in one standard size.

Ok, but who prepares three different temperature bowls of porridge and then just fucks off out of the house?

My thoughts exactly, haha! I miss that fever dream of a show.

1 in winter. 19 in summer if I am alone. 7 in summer if other people are around.

There is a third option…ARRRR

Google has seen enough of your history to know what you really want. Even if you haven’t realized it yet ;)

If you believe your point is worth making, then your time isn’t wasted. There are more lurkers than commenters, and your words might have an impact of them without you realizing it.

Say it because you believe in it, and not because you want validation.

Some things aren’t worth engaging with, like when you know the other person can’t or doesn’t want to be reasoned with, or just wants to get a rise out of you.

His name is Remy, and it wouldn’t hurt to ask him politely :P

For a second I confused Tommy Cash with Tommy Wiseau and the quote still made sense.

“Water me, asshole”

-Sent from my iPhone