Fake it till you make it

Maybe in the next FallOut game

It’s not a “cloaca dispenser”, it doesn’t dispense cloacas. It is a “soda cloaca”, it has all sodas coming out the same hole.

I wanted to plant a tree today. Dug a hole. Hit my Internet cable and cut it clean in half. Just my Internet cable though, not the whole neighbourhood. But still… no Internet until at least Tuesday.
I don’t how calling could have saved me from this predicament though. But at least now you know the universe doesn’t hate you, it hates everyone equally.

Why would you keep eggs in a fridge? I just leave them in a basket on the counter top.

What’s with the pirate theme? That’s just Puss in Boots

The reverse order of the texts makes it sound condescending, lol

This one also works in Dutch. My kids hate it XD

Why not both?

Not even trying to be funny. They aren’t mutually exclusive, because thinking that every Latino is illegal is pretty stupid.

I like wide asses and I cannot lie

A good hole operator does not unveil their identity nor gender. A good hole operator does not speak and does no leave the hole until all patrons have left the area.

That song is lit af

Welcome to cartalk with kermit

This is probably the first real shitty post I’ve seen on this community

Tough shit

I only remember his name, because Sorbo is a brand of assorted knicknacks, like hairbands , cleaning supplies, kitchen utencils and whatnot. My mom used to work there. https://sorbo.com/en