You got a problem with the Taskmaster?

Sadly not everyone has. He’s doing pretty well in the role of martyr for the nazis

What children?

Of course you can just simply build your own house and grow your own food. Easy as what. /s

Tom Hanks was traveling to Suriname?

Oh no you didn’t!

Maybe 50 years is a bit optimistic. The average meme-fame is closer to 50 hours.

I am convinced, consider me converted. As of today I’m a hydro homie

I don’t know, but it’s been dead since 2023

Kiwi pizza

That’s perfectly healthy behaviour

I’m willing to sacrifice the value of your meme collection in order to save the planet

Instructions unclear. Stuck my head out of a rhinoceros’ ass.

What is this machine?

An eater of clocks on an eater of cocks

I was thinking “crock on a crook”

Since it has the same effect, it might as well.

I have never prayed to god and I’ve never been in a plane crash.

This quote, where is from? I’m thinking of Asimov’s short story The Last Question maybe?