give me some of that alien sex technology

suits don’t give a shit about anything except lining their pockets. part of the job is to say things that get public approval which is often mistaken as them actually caring for said things

I’ve used Windows since the late 90s and I’ve had infinite blue screen loops before. probably a hardware issue but it’s not like this fear is irrational.

same, I thrived in COVID. no more commutes, literal 4.0 terms because I can nap in between online classes and do homework on 2nd monitor but pay attention when the lecture gets somewhere fuzzy

and some humans will inevitably copulate with the demons

It’s hard to notice AI shitting up your code when you’re terrible at coding in the first place and think suggesting AI is a perfectly good choice.

I have this pet peeve of loud morning talkers. I don’t know how to explain it but I believe I don’t mind loud talkers in everyday life but I notice it right after waking up.

(Usage of the word talkers over speakers chosen to emphasize the human and not the electronic product)

Stay safe Floridians

Got any links or recommendations?

I automatically hate you very much if you do this

I have no words, I’m sure you’ve heard it all. Thanks for sharing this story and sorry for your childhood. Hope you’re healing.

I think it’s time we move on from Neil he’s essentially a parrot of common science facts anyway at this point. Id rather hear contemporary experts over dated TV personalities.

It’s so funny how colleagues and employees act as though their job is so niche no one could do it. Bro, YOU did it and you’re just some andy (respectfully). Anyone can do it.

Assuming US/Canada it would mean you paid money to “learn” things you already knew about.

If EU/any other sane country: carry on.

Naaa zareeeee golosa zovuuut menya (not Russian)

Put it all in don’t have a cow

I can cleanse her (curse)

I kinda wished I lived in a world where ppl say things so culturally rich it just comes out as unhinged

He says the titular line in “I glued my balls to my butthole again”

Just take melatonin until you feel tired enough at that time. Should be 2-3 days max.