Perform Bad Apple using the most complex geometric shapes possible.

Less grilling, more smoking. Temperature monitoring for long cooking times without having to leave an air conditioned environment.

Tuesday is the perfect day for it. Finish up the update on Friday, review it Monday and fix where you probably fucked up something and didn’t notice, push it the next day.

Better: CHEESY garlic bread.

Consciousness is overrated.

They make ones with a mesh filter you pour it through

It isn’t put in the jar to throw away, its put in the jar to cook more food with later

Or worse, people who stop just past it, but not far enough to get the car behind it to actually touch the sensor

Not really seeing the damage here? If you don’t want it spread absolutely fucking everywhere, why put it in a resume?

The palantiri (Tolkien) are not evil. Literally just a magic viewing orb.

I’m baffled the Tolkien estate didn’t sue them into oblivion for using the name.

The earth king has invited you to lake laogai

Does Hitler salute

twice

Really feel Sorry for the guy

Im so jealous of people in climates where windows being open matters xD

Its been 80% or higher humidity and no breeze for a week at 90+ fahrenheit for me. Temperature hasn’t dropped below 80 even at night

Edit: It rained for like 30 minutes earlier. And the temperature went down about 6 degrees to a cool 83 🙃

Its just bizarre to think about how awful trying to accurately convey an order verbally over shitty audio quality must have been

That does indeed make sense!

Im sorry but keeping your back to the door is just too weird for me.

Theres at least 3 in Ohio, two of them less than 2 hours from me 😁

Based on the leaf in the pot, methinks that was chikorita

Also: you paid for that shit, damn well gonna eat it while its out there.