And this is why Lemmy sucks.

Mods have a stick up their asses even further than Reddit mods do.

The apply rules in a petty zero-tolerance way.

I sent you a Lorne pick, why are you not responding?

Nah, but that tube is a little lowered, enough to make a difference.

They’ve spent it all on patriotism

Ah, I see you’re using FartGPT instead of ChatGPT

I will just leave these here:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/dustman

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/duplicate-tabs-closer

Ah, it’s green(ish) again

Half a year ago someone posted this image on Lemmy. I jokingly commented “Let’s commit self-deletions” (verbatim)

Well, comment removed with the reason “Encouraging suicide”. Yeah, that’s how far up their asses some mods have a stick. And probably some shit-ass users who may have reported the comment.

And I can assure you I fist-hand relate to what I joked about.

The METALCHAD

I once converted the PDF menu to images and uploaded the images to Google Maps.

A dick being a dick

I’ve been to the UK and I found out this stereotype/meme is kinda true…

Some foods are a little bland.

hapablabblab

It’s like ligma but with less licking.

Shhh!

Boot-shaped land

Shit ass small factor keyboards…

Fast and Furious: My Penis Enlargement Group

If I have nothing to hide, the cop has nothing to see.

Ah, a comment to test mods’ susceptibility