Because people can’t take a joke anymore.

Risky click of the day.

I’m definitely stealing that.

When the munchies hit…

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Canada is looking pretty good right about now.

– Terrified American Citizen

Definitely use them. Every time you do, you’ll think of them, and it will bring you joy.

San Diego is probably the best good sized city in California, with pretty much perfect weather year round. It only rains a total of about 3 weeks. Unless you are really far inland and then it gets super hot.

The rest of the cities in California can definitely get hot (and San Diego can, too) but usually in the summer and not usually for very long.

Same reason they leave all their garbage in movie theaters

Probably not exactly what you’re looking for, but redbubble.com may have something similar?

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Last time I was outside didn’t end well…

E: words

Obligatory Soylent Green reference

Clearly you use different Macs than the ones I’m familiar with (although to be fair, it’s not as bad as it used to be). But I’ve heard them called “Apple minutes” due to the same thing.

I couldn’t believe how many cash only places there were!

This post pretty much sums it up.

This is a bigger problem

Edit: Added link

That joke is a little off-color

Solution: 🌬 💨 😶‍🌫️ 😵‍💫 🥴 😬 🤫 😅 🥱 😴

I’d love for gas to be less than $5 near me!