Even when Verspätung, Bruder muss still los

Nightmare fuel right there

I, too, have a small child

Didn’t say which Monday

Realistically if you have that ratio of errors to lines of code, you probably just fucked up a semicolon or braces.

Now if you have like 13 errors and they’re all unrelated, woof.

👍

The best Git Commit message I’ve ever seen was for like 35 files and a few hundred lines and it just said “Please work”

Buddy, I’ve been posting things I find on Lemmy for 2+ years. It’s all I post and I still haven’t made a repost so I doubt it’s happening.

Get a second bishop in there and use il vaticano to capture the queen

Jokes on you, it’s four half limes in my fridge

Gah I really didn’t expect to get CSS-triggered on this thread

My hometown installed roundabouts, with 4 way stop signs. Like, why.

Yeah I used to go out in the backyard in summer and catch a bunch of fireflies (we’d always let them go after). Now it’s a rarity to even see one

Y’all. At least put some dashes between the words

They didn’t say dollarydoos

Why doesn’t mine look like that??