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Honestly we need to get rid of the $1 bill generally but that’s a completely different post all together.

What do you replace them with? Coins have been tried and rejected by consumers a few times now.

There is one near me that is now a church.

They still exist, but the Pizza Hut chain and it’s remain restaraunts are shadows of what they used to be. Pizza Hut was awesome in the 80’s. Now the old one near my house is a church.

Thank you, this is really helpful!

Thank you, I’ll look into options.

When you say email aliases, what do you mean? A lot of services strip plusses from emails now, right?

What do you mean by a “dismissive parenting style”?

Wow, $2 for a pack of cigarettes. I’m glad it’s not that cheap here. It would have made it harder for me to quit!

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the nose is maybe strangely small, lips are a little off-putting

Well, I mean… It’s not THAT far off, is it?

Not if you disabled the sound so you could sneakily get online at night without your parents noticing! I was so happy when I figured that out and could quit nervously smothering the modem in pillows when connecting.

I don’t know if that always worked. I didn’t figure it out until we were on a 56k modem. Maybe it didn’t work with older modems.

I’d rather just buy loose leaf and use a washable strainer. It’s generally less expensive and higher quality too.

Loose leaf is excessively packaged? Normally when I buy loose leaf I just get a tin that’s full of tea and nothing else.

It seems like they need another dose of awe. I haven’t needed to do this in a few years.

Button clicks softly. Button clicks softly. Button clicks softly several times…

Ummm, what’s going on here? It should have plebtky of juice left. I haven’t used it in ages!

Metal grinding on metal.

Shit… The battery is corroded!

Voices from outside

Burn him! Burn the witch!

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Yeah, people like to have their names on physical things so they pay for more buildings rather than paying for scholarships.

I actually had forgotten that Leela is Katey Segal. I thought it was funny without that extra context.

I’d forgotten this trick. It works for large numbers too.

122,300,223÷3 = 40,766, 741

1+2+2+3+2+2+3 = 15

I kept thinking “surely this was attached to something else and they didn’t just give a mint and a few stupid jokes”. Then I noticed another one of these stuck to a locker in the background. What pieces of trash. You don’t show appreciation by saying “You are appreciated”. You show appreciation by compensating your employees for their work.