If you wanna say “hello shark!” in Danish you’ll say “hej haj!”

Good thing we don’t have sharks in Danish waters otherwise it’ll become pretty awkward when you greet someone at the beach.

That’s illegal in EU

I call it sand that’s been tortured so much they started doing math.

If you have played less than 2 hours and it is at most 14 days since you purchased it, Steam will refund you with no questions asked.

I believe in Denmark the rule is just not to be a nuisance in traffic. I’m not sure a lower limit is that necessary.

In Denmark we have a single piece of highway were we have a “crawl lane”. It’s slightly uphill and outside the lane you must go at least 80km/h. I know it is more common in Southern Europe.

Well, it bloody hell is! Me not being bothered to get to school in time is also an excuse! It might not be a good excuse, but that wasn’t the question

Be happy that your local culture isn’t 8 to 4 instead of 9 to 5… Bring a night owl sucks here…

There might be some form of survivorship bias in there. We aren’t documenting the instances we aren’t discovering.

Only thing missing is a review from Techmoan

That’s it. You won the internet for today.

1L of water/milk = 1kg. This holds true for most liquids that are measured by volume in metric recipes.

God dammit. It’s Monday morning and I already crave a whisky sour.

It’s not like you’re eating out of your ass. There’s actually a reason why you must wash your hands with soap every time you have had your hand in the nether region.

Eh, goes both ways. Post Danmark was actually quite decent before the merger.

Post Danmark actually wasn’t that bad. It was a bit old school, but the prices were decent and the service was high quality. A year after the merger and absolutely everything was shit.

In Denmark Postnord (which is what OP is using) has drop boxes that you open with the app itself through Bluetooth. Almost everything about Postnord is terrible but getting your parcels delivered to your local Lidl and being able to open the parcel box with the app is pretty neat.

That’s what a year of being a software architect does to you.

It is a porn reference

You tested positive.