They’re a subsect of sociolects known as genderlects.

Not common, but they exist.

I have put my wang in grosser things before I’m sure

But I wasn’t about to actually try money-masturbation. For a dozen OTHER reasons.

Hmmmm. I wonder if wanking with a banknote feels good.

She was a stand user.

Being gay.

I just call that biting the ragebait, stranger.

If the artist responsible for the Michael Jackson parody “Eat it” uses the bathroom, is the stuff that comes out of him Al Slop?

She ever give a reason, or nah?

Prescriptivists should be shoved into all the lockers in the world.

“You don’t need to make up a secret group of wealthy evil people running the world to be mad at – You can just be mad at the group of wealthy evil people that we KNOW run the world out in the open” ~ ROSSI, Milo

Sturgeon’s Law

Derived from a sci-fi writer who was told sci-fi wasn’t respected as “real literature” because “90% of sci-fi was shit”, to which he supposedly responded:

“Well, 90% of everything is shit”

Now that everyone who was old enough to give a shit in 1981 is pushing 60, can we all agree that, like, disco was pretty good actually?

Some genuine bangers in there. Not at all deserving of the backlash it got.

That’s his look for when he’s in the South Hemisphere (he does quickchange like a stage actor mid-flight)

Milk and cookies and a heavy coat don’t do well when it’s a tropical summer, friends.

My aunt and uncle are doctors

Their sons are, respectively, a baker and an aeronautic engineer.

Make of that whatever you will.

Well, according to one really bad video game, it’s a late 90s mac.

Depends

First see it? I must have been eeeeh six. Saw the word in Civilization: Call to Power

COMPREHEND it? 12 years old at history class.

Sorry for your loss, mate

And thanks for the advice. Even if right now I want to make sad animal noises at the idea of “just doing it”.

It’s been about 5 months, idk if that counts as ‘recently’ (but I’m also VERY nd, so maybe you got a point :p)

Sorry, not convinced. Wait, not sorry either.

All the most terrible christians I have ever had the displeasure of interacting with were Protestants, whereas Catholics are just sorta there, honestly. (and I won’t comment on Orthodoxy because it’s too foreign. Like they might be terrible or amazing, I just never interacted with them, not a thing in my neck of the woods at all)

It is Evangelical Churches boosting fascist candidates in the US and my own country of Brazil.

If people want to convince me that Protestantism ISN’T authoritarian ultracapitalism in Church Clothes, they’ll have to show me something that stands stronger than the entirety of the past 10 years

Trump, Bolsonaro, all boosted by Protestants.

I can guarantee you that all protestants here in Brazil are like that.

In fact when you consider that protestantism started as a defence of capitalism when the Catholic Church was condemning it – It’s hard to believe the faith isn’t that at its core.