Gender Bender!

EDIT: It’s Bend Her… I like my pun more :P

Gotta get that Femmzoil

If they could control it, I believe they would choose to shit on people. This makes me feel safer due to random chance.

Oh Jack T. Chick will never stop, even after death. I wonder if they still sell the AIDS and homosexual ones from the 80s.

Anyone looking for more of this, check out Boolean Union

I found this site years ago, but I haven’t visited it in forever. They dissect Chick Tracts, and the site is a great way to read the full source material. From a cursory look, it seems they’re still going strong to this day, up to Tract #285 now (there are still new ones being published). It’s not just Chick Tracts, they’ve covered a lot of other evangelical fundamentalist pieces.

EDIT: I was a bit wrong, they just have every tract CATALOGUED on their site. By no means have they dissected them all, though they have quite a bit to dissect. The page I linked is a list of tracts that, when clicked, redirect to the Jack Chick website, where you can read them in full. Anyone looking for in-depth dissections can find them elsewhere on the Boolean Union site.

Tattooing yourself for the bit is next-level.

He only pulled out enough to devastate the Gulf.

I’d believe that. I tried Prime once and it tastes like the fumes from spray paint.

Maybe they can partner with Epson or Brother, they’re pretty good at keeping their printers from printing

“…I can’t think of a single word more.”

Getting tired of these live action remakes… Good to see Rich Evans share the limelight with some lesser known names though!

Holy shit - I had heard about this, but those eyes are FIERCE. He looks great though, if only there weren’t anyone rallying against biological men wearing makeup.