I thought I was seeing the same jeep over and over, but no… Most of them have a whole row of ducks all of a sudden
I thought I was seeing the same jeep over and over, but no… Most of them have a whole row of ducks all of a sudden
In height school they learn to branch out into new subjects
Bravo on the edit! Now it’s a good joke
Haha success!
Ooh, that is well put
Yeah, that one is good.
Must have spent a long time in university to get all those degrees. Unless they’re all honorary degrees?
Why do people at the South Pole base wash their clothes in Tide?
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It’s too cold out-Tide
Imagine keeping up to date with one liners on those sites
This is great! Best laugh for me today
If course a guy named Rob would come up with this joke.
Yeah, cantaloupe just means they have to stick with the big ceremony
He said he had it under control, but when management zeroed in on keeping tabs on this guy, they noticed he was still missing shifts. When confronted, the guy escaped before they could Caps Lock him inside for further questioning.
Bing helped me put together the mental image I got from this post.
The wordplay is clever but… The cloves are the garlic? Without cloves, what’s left to take a shower?
Nobody knew who was Grampa’s favorite. That is, until he died. His will was a dead giveaway.
It’s so hard to identify mattresses, they’re almost always under cover.
I draw a hard line when it comes to sketching, but my line on paint is more fluid.
I saw a Christian movie about a truck driver. I forgot what the title was, so I just call it “Mac and Cheese”.
Re apply after a few hours