Start weighing EVERYTHING. The consistency your dishes reach is crazy good! A weighing scale isn’t that expensive

How about this - you go to the toilet when you actually want to shit, and doomscroll comfortably somewhere else?

From now on, I’m going to call it the “Pacific ocean”, where the first c is pronounced as “c” and the last one as “c”.

Also what a missed opportunity to call it the pacifi-c! Get it? The pacifi-sea? I’m very funny I know haha I should start a standup comedy show I will earn millions and I will become rich and famous and make my homies proud. Baking a cake requires four ingredients- flour, sugar, baking powder and grandma’s heart. By heart, I mean her love. Not her heart actually. That will kill her. But she is already dead :( I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(.

Really cool picture!

cries in the corner cuz fkin house flies got more game than me

Awww <3

With the amount of weird people I’ve seen online, I am willing to bet on the existence of some hardcore Marxist/Lenninists feeling like Trump is an undercover communist.

“No bro, Trump is actually a secret communist bro! See how he’s secretly dismantling American imperialism! Just wait till he starts a purge of the liberal Democrat bourgeoisie!”

Depends. I don’t mind it. I really hate the one made from milk tho

Don’t mean to be that guy, but we probably shouldn’t meme the photo of this lady specifically. It’s likely that this lady is some innocent person going about her day whose identity was stolen. She would likely be quite horrified and sad about this…

What’s wefwef?

Nicole didn’t message me :(

I feel left out…

Can’t people still buy the blue check?

Is this really the true reason? I genuinely cannot think of any other explanation implying “artistic choice” or whatever.

How to get boipregante with protection??? /s

The gator will surely “remove” the cause of the depression, eh?

LMFAO

This really sounds like one of the pornos I’ve read. Except there’s mpreg n shit like that in there too

Eating healthy sucks if you don’t know how to cook.

I’m so sorry OP.

Wow… Um tell your son to post this. I’m sure he won’t have any problems finding any mates.

Lol good for u, grandpa

Ur mom’s fart caused the great depression