We are just monkeys with main character syndrome.

Can we eat the military?

Har har har har har

Aliens not going anywhere, I am eating them for lunch.

bites you

Renault Clio with diesel engine, you wouldn’t outrun anyone but you will create big smoke and poof dissapear like magician.

Oficeer took it because he wanted to read but didn’t want to pay.

Cheeseburger

I’ll bite you even if I am not hungry.

I bet you do oxygen.

Caffeine and alcohol

I get more normal after a bottle of alcohol, but go back into my normal after 2nd bottle and 3+ I’m bassically dead. That is why I only drink for the taste.

Diogenes would love internet.

Toys have “made in china” written because Santa needs to somehow hide where it is actuslly made in and uses Chinese slave labor for packaging. Santa is the original slave master.

Never shave, leave that bush, let the ecosystem thrive.

Hello I am positron, any electrons near?

Rico

I know, still have 2 but rarely use them.