Worm regards.

One time on the old run of Beavis and Butt-Head, Beavis complained that diarrhea medicine didn’t work. He took a whole bottle of it, he said, and then he complained that he never got diarrhea.

Apparently that article was “just satire bro don’t take it seriously bro” failed satire.

It’s all Steiner’s and Fegelein’s faults!

“Communism doesn’t work,” says the enlightened centrists that conjure up an ephemeral version of capitalism that, like some exotic atom far down on the periodic table of elements, becomes “cronyism” almost instantly after it begins to exist.

Lothrop Stoddard

Ok i get that name generators are popular but at least get a good one.

Hey, hey. Every master of the Force needs a foil to maintain the balance.

But who will innovate fantastical escape plans to already-dead planets if there were no more billionaires?

Decades worth of Thanksgiving dinner conversations, summarized.

I wholeheartedly agree.

Most memorable performance, easily.

That’s too close to a “it’s just human nature” asspull too often used to justify capitalistic skullduggery.

sir, another sale has hit the Wal-Mart

He’s such a bland bleakly boring person that he’d only show an improvement in character if he had a beanie hat.

“I am lobbying to change the legal definition of lemonade so no lemons are required.”

It’s not a monopoly if the monopoly’s reach extends to other business schemes

I refuse to believe that someone who calls me ‘captain smug’ is seriously interested in my opinion.

I’m not and would prefer you just fuck off, but since you’re still here, NAME ONE OF THOSE COUNTRIES THAT HAS A SYSTEM YOU CLAIM IS BETTER.

I found the moment they met on video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL94sCAsPPg