STOP RESISTING

When they’re in season

Exactly. My balls secrete sperm like a maple tree. Don’t yours?

Me impatiently rushing to the power cord

What do you mean? Jeff Bridges Jesus barbecued for your sins.

Shitpost like an onion.

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Babies with bone cancer are on the express lane to becoming angels.

Brain tumors are gods creations just like little kittens.

I am a member of the church of clippy.

Totally agree.

Food service is making the best of a bad situation.

Plan everything right then truck shows late/ prep calls off/etc. Too many moving parts. Not even accounting for customer taste.

Transitioned to office work that is technically classified as “fast pace” and worst day of poor planning doesn’t enter top 10 worst days when working food.

Look at how they massacred my boy…

Slartibartfast sounds like urban dictionary for shitting and vomitting simultaneously

Where’s Saddam’s anime collection?

Racism is funny.

Lol

Imagine defending a state online

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_Uyghurs_in_China

Yay our emperor is bringing wonderful animals from across the world!!!

Wait… why does he have a bow? 😳😳

A minorrrrrrrrr

You cannot make enough shortcuts for the elderly.

Lol can’t find me

Japanese version of nier automata has one of the characters scream TWOOOBEEESAAAAANN through tears.

I love it. It is so over the top it makes me laugh thinking of it.

The English version is no where near as dramatic.

Chef told me a story of his restaurant days I’m the 80s. They had a tray of coke in the drop down ceiling in the bathroom.

Only rule was if you did a line you had to cut and get another ready for the next person.

Accessed by standing on the toilet and getting in the ceiling.

This story, among others, made me go “yeah fuck this I’m gonna get out of food service”

Everyone I respected looked like they’d rather be anywhere else. You gotta be a dude with a whisk tattoo to put up with the institutional abuse of food service. Hats of to you insane fucks.