TunaCowboy

Sometimes you smoke the blunt, and sometimes, well, the blunt - it smokes you.

When walmart and applebee’s post ads on lemmy…

Put your phone on vibrate, you’ll survive.

$ sudo kill -9 1

fuck you

$ echo "c" > /proc/sysrq-trigger

☠

it’s now or never, I ain’t gonna live forever.

💀

Nice

Bogdan’s Erlang Abstract Machine?

Say what you will, but that’s a nice looking jacket.

Hog cranked ✅

That’s my favorite brand of suppository!

Syscalls are sitting right there, and you can always just link libc…

Is this some kind of matrix multiplication copypasta?

Either way, much 1337, congratulations on installing an os lmao.

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Snoop ‘nothing but love and respect for Trump’ Dogg?

HOG CRANKED ✅

MFER ✅

GOBBLESS ✅

BORTHER ✅

!!! ✅

Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s couch fucking.

Look, it’s the dsheep state.

Somehow manages to be less likeable than a corpse and hrc.

Makes sense when you realize 12% of Americans live in CA, vs somewhere like WY where 0.17% of Americans live.

It was the year thousand hundred ten one…