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Cake day: September 1st, 2023

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  • See Dick run. See Jane run. See Sally run. See Spot run.

    See Dick run with scissors. See Jane run with scissors. See Sally run with scissors. See Spot run with scissors.

    Spot is a good dog.

    Spot runs in front of Jane. See Jane trip. See Jane fall. See Jane fall on her own scissors.

    Oh no, Jane!

    See Dick trip over Jane. See Dick fall. See Dick fall on his own scissors.

    Oh no, Dick!

    See Sally trip over Dick. See Sally fall. See Sally fall on her own scissors.

    Oh no, Sally!

    See Spot panic. See Spot stab Dick. See Spot stab Dick 13 times.

    Oh no, Spot!

    Spot is a bad dog.











  • I didn’t buy “one year” of gameplay I bought the fucking game.

    That right there is the root of the overall problems we’re seeing: licensing, and the increasing willingness of assholes with MBAs to use licensing as a weapon to increase profits.

    When you pay your money, you’re not getting anything but the right to use the thing for as long as the company decides to let you keep using it. They take your money AND they retain the right to revoke or change the license whenever and however they want.

    The only way to win this kind of game is to a) not play it, and/or b) take to the high seas.




  • I mean, to Twitter employees he’s already kind of a SpockBeard version of Jo Bennett from The Office:

    Now, you all must be in a tizzy. I can see it on your faces, I mean, what’s going on now? I mean, who owns Dunder Mifflin Twitter? Right? I mean, Sabre X? What’s that? Some company I’ve never heard of? Down in Tallahassee Hawthorne? Where is that? Near Mars?