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Still bats though

Dialup noises still give me tingles. Like I’m about to experience something fun, new, and crazy soon.

C’mon ! Dad jokes are what dads tell his whole family specifically for those sweet sweet groans from his young kids.

Adult themed content doesn’t fit in that cute naivety spirit of dad jokes.

Any dad telling a joke to his grown children is just some dude telling jokes to other adults.

There is definitely no lack of places to spread adult themed musings, but precious few for the punny confectionate that are free from folks trying to be edgy.

If my wife had said something like this on our first date I’d have married her sooner.

Yeah, that parts a little confusing. Know your audience!

Thanks for the input. The Cafelat and Flair Plus were high on the list, but I’d be open to anything that is robust and consistent for someone new to manual presses. Willing to pay more for something that lasts longer too.

Im so close to pulling the trigger on a manual espresso maker that I’m not sure if I need. And this post isnt discouraging it at all.

If a hot tub can be a time machine, why not fan wormholes?

It’s pretty though!

This would definitely make me swear out loud a few times

Too soon man, too soon!

Thanks for this reference! Had not known about this before

I’m no art critic…

At first it wasn’t immediate that they’d be any sort of folk or punk because of of those 2 songs that got rotation on commercial alternative stations. But I’d argue they are after listening to that Country Death Song, and at least a banjo is featured in a number of their b sides. In the end we are all arguing semantics I suppose.

If the women don’t find you handsome…

This is exactly my experience when my wife asked me to make her the first image for a Sunday breakfast.

She was still excited for the plate of failure I delivered.

This seems like it needs a list with rankings.

New Rolls Royce models are coming out.

Lord Shareholder demanding more of your serf money to upgrade to the hot new baby blue color before the others still in last year’s cornflower blue.

I want to frame and hang this in my entryway

If it’s divine, then your god must have a very specific project for you. So get started!