TinyPizza

The pizza as medicine makes it too real.

I recognize those dead, glazed over eyes! They look like mine. Oh…

When life gives you especially cute doggos, you keep them good floofers. That dogs looking at you, asking with their eyes “you’re seeing this right? This is all the time for me. If I take a nap I will dies.”

So much stress in that poor adorable face.

“The greatest trick the devil ever played was making man believe he doesn’t exist”

Those seagulls remember… and they’ll have their revenge for that hot dog bun you scared them off in 04’. tick tok

Finally! The future I’ve been waiting a lifetime for has finally arrived :D

more facts please.
Also how do I redeem my Stroganoff Platinum Perks Points? I called the help line and it was just recipes and locations close to me that serve beef stroganoff. Are the points transferable? I have a friend now and might want to give them as a gift.

Got any illicit beef stoganoff facts?

bleach will oxidize the entire engine and seize it after several miles. No turning back from bleach.

Step 1. Poop in a bag.
Step 2. Grab the bag from the bottom and pull it inside out so it’s now acting as a poop glove.
Step 3. Shove the poop under their door handle and then use the bag to wipe excess visible poop away.

They might not know it’s because of their boot licking but they sure as hell will start thinking about things a little more.