This is why I will be taking my wife’s name

Oh shit you’re right. The left triangles unmarked angle is 80, meaning the right triangles internal angles are 100, 35, and 45. This means X is 135

I got 125.

180-(90-35)=x 180-55=x 125=x

What the fuck why is this correct

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The Hammer and the Anvil in my ass

Well, with my fiancée it’s diet coke

I’ve literally done exactly this

Ikr? The chocolate rain one literally changed my perspective on life. And I wish I could go back in time and listen to Wow Wow again for the first time. Don’t also was a banger despite being an outtake

I figured Bustin would cut it because it was the only breakout hit from that series

This is from the same mind that created Harry Potter Puppet Pals, The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Brodyquest, Bustin, Cabinet Man, and so many other wonderful gifts to internet culture

How?

Counterpoint: if I kick you in the balls and it elicits an emotional reaction from both you and onlookers, is that art?

One of these crashed in Chicago last month

Nah this is Gen z humor

The biggest thing is that all the Muppets on Sesame Street canonically exist in the same world as us at the same speed as us. One week for us is one week for them. If Big Bird died in real life, he would also die in the show. Which would be a problem, since at the time he was the de facto audience insert and was as popular as Elmo is now. It would also definitely cause tone issues which patents might not like. Imagine if Elmo died and Big Bird had to try to explain to Zoe that her best friend wasnt coming back. Or imagine her bringing Rocco to the funeral.

My first result

2007+5=2012

Me reading that as “I can’t recall the touch of food, the sound of water, or the taste of grass” and not thinking that’s weird