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This is a man who knows how to gling. He is glinging. Yesterday, he _____.
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The Hammer and the Anvil in my ass
Well, with my fiancée it’s diet coke
I’ve literally done exactly this
Ikr? The chocolate rain one literally changed my perspective on life. And I wish I could go back in time and listen to Wow Wow again for the first time. Don’t also was a banger despite being an outtake
I figured Bustin would cut it because it was the only breakout hit from that series
This is from the same mind that created Harry Potter Puppet Pals, The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Brodyquest, Bustin, Cabinet Man, and so many other wonderful gifts to internet culture
How?
Counterpoint: if I kick you in the balls and it elicits an emotional reaction from both you and onlookers, is that art?
One of these crashed in Chicago last month
Nah this is Gen z humor
The biggest thing is that all the Muppets on Sesame Street canonically exist in the same world as us at the same speed as us. One week for us is one week for them. If Big Bird died in real life, he would also die in the show. Which would be a problem, since at the time he was the de facto audience insert and was as popular as Elmo is now. It would also definitely cause tone issues which patents might not like. Imagine if Elmo died and Big Bird had to try to explain to Zoe that her best friend wasnt coming back. Or imagine her bringing Rocco to the funeral.
My first result
2007+5=2012
Me reading that as “I can’t recall the touch of food, the sound of water, or the taste of grass” and not thinking that’s weird
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Have you tried locking Fox behind parental controls on their TV?
My PC does not have bluetooth
What the fuck why is this correct