That BoyBoy video is so funny

Famously easy, like herding cats

It needed to be said. What is a January meme doing in June?

“Hey, who turned out the lights?”

The imperfections in the creases mirror my own uniqueness and imperfections

“Humiliating… Yet another massive W for the Earth, easily the best planet in the universe.”

Even now you preach your vile lies. He is coming with the Light, and all will be Blind with His Glory!

(I’m one of those people, I’d never seen Garfield, I just presumed it was a one-off misprint or something)

Still spreading heresies because of the anger in your heart. They deny Arbuckle because they will not hear His Truth.

Finally, roles opening up for me 😳

Watch Disney cast the rock 🙃

I can’t believe Know Your Meme and FlyingSquid (a mid of this very community!) would just lie to me like that.

It’s obviously real, we all know that on 13th July 1997 John Arbuckle did once again descend from the heavens to take His place within His immortal kitchen, to ask The Question. The first question, the oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight. But in response, only silence fell.

Just unlocked a core childhood memory of my dad and brother, and now I feel sad and alone

Feminist I presume, but could be wrong

Swam in the head, ejaculated out into Riva. Had a wonderful time

The three fruits: peach, strawberry, and delicious

I agree, although I would’nt’ve noticed they weren’t a native if they didn’t mention it

Unimportant extra: it’s not a calque in British English, because we don’t use it (to the best of my knowledge). Like a potluck, we have the concept but not a word for it, and we don’t use the American phrases either

We have a car boot sale, but that’s literal

There’s probably regional exceptions

I use tho instead of though as a native, although I think I might only actually do it at the end of sentences, tho. I’m not actually sure I use though during a sentence

I was raised bilingual, and spent most of my life in the UK

Rex. That’s a coincidence, that was my neighbour’s dog’s name. Shame what happened to him, he was always so friendly. Tasty too

Fucking hell Bop It has gotten difficult

Of course: animals can’t consent