TheMongoose

Nah, cows can’t move that fast.

They can’t fly either…

https://imgflip.com/i/7v216d

… they’re the same picture

“Rent for £3.99”

But I already pay for Amazon Prime, wtf? Greedy bastards…

Alternatively

“Oh, are you reading?”

… No, I’ve got headphones on and am staring at this Kindle because I want to have a conversation. Dick.

So you’re saying… only a clanker can call another clanker ‘clanker’?

Christ, the Gammons would canonise Churchill if they could, and the man was a monster.