protecting its citizens from foreign influence campaigns

As opposed to domestic influence campaigns, I suppose.

I was always confused by how kcal and Calories are the same in the US, but apparently it’s the capital C that is the difference. Surely some marketing ploy from the past that stuck.

Wait, this exact one? Cause we have it and that could be interesting

I don’t have an answer for you, but like many things in the states I imagine it’s a right hell for the consumer.

“There’s an armed man on the roof!”

“Sir, those are our snipers they’re for your safety.”

“No look, over there!”

“Sir I need to focus please go away.”

Caveat Emptor!

Have you had your apartment checked for carbon monoxide?

Ha!

Four wheels, a steering wheel, few windows and a some solar panels up top.

You also have to count thousands of penguins and sort about 25,000 letters.

If there ever was a job posting that should include what it pays, this is it.

They’re international!

This message brought to you by the guy that punches his wall.

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Honestly if you’re going to scam someone with the promise of cute kitten pictures, you could at least look up some pictures.

More like NBA emblems

Could be that it’s in quotation marks because the second wave isn’t over yet, thus it’s not actually a third wave. In which case they are using them correctly.

Flextape.