Yeah but the third valve slide feels like sticking your finger in someone’s ass whole blowing them.

Nah cause I’m both of those. I want nothing to do with a shower until I get in and then I’ll stay there until I run through 50 gallons of near boiling water. And then as the water starts turning cold I realize I haven’t even washed yet.

“Mhmm”

Not the trussy smh my head

Praise the noodley appendage! Ramen

I bring this up every time someone says this but the reason guys do it is because it works. Not all the time but enough times that they’ll keep doing it.

Idk if borderlands is on Playstation but in 2 and 3 moxxie gives you a gun that turns your controller into a vibrator

Honestly it terrifies me when I think about this.

I’m too stupid to be smarter than this many people.

I keep trying to get my girlfriend to cancel these subscriptions but her entire family is completely computer illiterate and refuses to learn T-T

No it was rigged. That’s why they cried so hard when trump lost the first time. They all cried voter fraud because they were doing it themselves, after all, how could a cheater lose unless the other side is also cheating? They just learned how to do it better this time. Dump even talked about how muskrat knew all about voting machines. No one will ever convince me otherwise.

All of the top comments are from people who prefer tellers over self checkout.

I know I’m in the minority but I prefer self checkout so I don’t have to talk to people. Same reason I quit customer service work. I do not want to hear about your day I want to pay for my shit and leave.

That’s why it’s a side note. Tangential but relevant.

On a side note I shouldn’t be getting comm banned for swearing on a game that’s not only rated M but also has swearing in the game.

I miss when people made fun of those who bought wireless earbuds.

That’s… exactly what I said? You need to burn more calories than you consume. But that means putting in the work to do so.

I’ll tell you that for most people it’s less about food intake and more about physical exertion.

I’m not saying eat cake for every meal but as long as you’re burning more calories than you’re taking in that’s all that matters unless you have underlying health conditions. Keep being you but just exert yourself more. Work until failure.

I say this with love as a person who has struggled with dysmorphia and has taken several steps to overcome it.

It used to be 5th hour about a decade ago but DeWine be DeWining

If the genders were swapped and you find it a problem then it’s a problem either way. Make it private or fuck off.

“HoW wIlL new UsErS fInD iT!?!?!?”

I don’t fucking care.

Edit: I made this comment with misplaced anger.

I’m leaving it up a a reminder to be better.

Cold pizza