I’m not shitting in Pinocchio

I’ve always said if a person sits on a toilet with the seat up it’s a failure on two parts.

Yes the previous user should’ve put the seat down but who tf just plops ass first onto something without looking first?

At that point you get what you deserve, a wet stinky ass.

I’d love this if winter wasn’t a thing 😭

I might be wrong but I’m like 80% sure historically people have been killed for farting at inopportune moments

Idk if I’d say it doesn’t matter as blowing the butt trumpet has been an embarrassing thing for millennia but I get from an engineering standpoint it’s negligible

Was that not already confirmed? I very vaguely remember hearing about something along those lines from like a whistleblower or something like that.

Idk I could also just be hallucinating. I’m on like 4 hours of sleep 🥴

Yeah and just like the top comment on every self censored meme is someone complaining about the censorship yet the post still gets over a thousand upvotes.

There’s clearly a lot of people who are perfectly fine with ai slop and self censorship.

Even though the majority of Lemmy says they despise it these posts are still getting a lot of traction

I have all those communities blocked but it’s starting to leak into other communities and everyone seems to be welcoming it with open arms

Honestly lemmy has been more and more welcoming about this kind of shit and it’s actually pissing me off considering this is supposed to be an intellectual leftist space.

I left reddit because of this kind of “oH wElL eVeRyOnEs DoInG iT” shit.

It’s just like the self censored memes people keep posting that get a thousand upvotes. The fact that people here are upvoting this shit shows me lemmy is just as full of self righteous fuckwits as any other social media at this point.

Whether it’s all bots or not I’m losing faith in this platform and that says a lot because I still regularly scroll through TikTok.

Until the beans soggy my jeans 😔

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The toastiest.

I don’t know what this means

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I honestly feel like it was an accident as most innovations are.

Some tavern or inn had some overcooked bread and sold it anyway and people just happened to like it.