Tess

I meant it more lighthearted than it sounds.
Saves on the social obligations :)

As a parent who is trans, I can confirm that most people seem to look right through me.

Paralives.
The upside is that I somehow managed to buy a furnished two bedroom house for less than 30k in cash.
The downside is that my cooking is so bad that I manage to screw up making a cup of instant noodles.

More like balancing on a tiny stool. Now I get the feeling that he might topple over at any moment.

Aw, thanks. It’s just my default behavior.
It takes a moment, and then I’ll remember why I’m actually there. But the impulse to not want to be a bother to anyone runs deep :)

This is legitimately the first response that comes to mind when I’m at a doctor’s appointment that I personally asked for.
Like, I don’t want to bother this nice lady with my problems. I’m sure she has better things to do than having to listen to me.

Silly cat, how are you going to get that big pizza through that tiny hole?

Half as much as they have measured, is my guess.

He had a thyroid problem and never managed to gain a lot of weight. Still, he grew to be quite old.
He’s been gone for over ten years now, but I still miss him.

The regular kind, he just ate it, as much as he could before I managed to drag him away from it.
It was kind of worrying to be honest.

My old cat was crazy about Vaseline, I had to fight him off whenever I opened the jar.
I’ve never seen him that enthusiastic about anything else. He was like some kind of Vaseline junky.

🎶No no, no no no no🎶

I already did all that stuff in my head, I can’t be bothered doing it for a second time.

Not so much when the only toilet nearby is a public squat toilet and you have to pay up front for sheets of toilet paper…

So that’s where the name comes from. I never would’ve guessed it was something this straightforward :)

I can confirm this is true, I used to be one of those small persons.

https://sliding.toys/

Doesn’t look that useless to me. I actually had fun with this :)