Sorry, I forgot that you gotta know all the secret cyphers to decode his supergenius messages about how the storm is coming or how he has a secret moon base where there’s only the whitest people.

(/s)

“Kevin, how did you meet your husband?”

“Well, it’s a funny story, but we meet at this dumb Trump movie in NC…”

Why watch a movie, when you could get a random screed from the source himself at 3AM, which you can read in about 30sec?

Whoa, TIL

Not if you make it yourself. Saves baking time, cost of purchasing store-bought cookie dough, and cost of electricity.

Plus, it tastes better, because it doesn’t have to have weird shelf stabilizers.

Yay, food science!

Druidry is/was an ancient practice that was inherently spiritual but was likely an early analog to scientific inquiry, with an emphasis on passing that knowledge down and ensuring new members became experts in their own right.

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Yeah, man. We’re ugly-crying every day over it. You totally got us pegged. /s

Beer, coffee, prune juice…I don’t care, here’s $5–$10!

How, tho?

Seriously, how do you even get started? It’s like the tutorials are all, “This is a basic ‘Hello World’ module/flake. Now, you are a master.” I would love to figure it out, but I need a little more hand holding.

(duck-typing)

Quick, duck!

I hear there’s some politicians who enjoy “vacations with friends…”

The use of “would have” instead of “will have” is making my eye twitch…

emacs is not that hard. You can learn emacs in one day—every day.

Or a stupid wager.

I love you Kitchen Breakfast Gun™!

Agreed. Depending on the business sector, the PR damage could be worse than the cost of litigation.

My company has a very expensive software product they sell to other businesses (to the tune of millions of dollars a year per customer), and the cost is a hurdle the salespeople have to overcome. If there was litigation against them over trampling another business, that doesn’t exactly instill confidence in a trustworthy business relationship. So they pay their licensing costs.

TIL a new thing in computer science.