This is really Fringe humor.

Stupid-ass copium, like all religion.

TROGDOOOOOOR!!!

Feminist snark is much less effective when it’s based an utter ignorance of the science it’s poking fun at.

Further proof that intergenerational criticism in either direction is dumbass bullshit.

Not a woman either but I would think that since pickles don’t burn the inside of your mouth, they wouldn’t burn the inside of a vagina.

Can we please hear from a woman who’s stuck a pickle in her vag? We have a serious scientific inquiry that needs answers.

In the comics, Thanos is in love with Lady Death (sometimes called Mistress Death) who is a personification of death. Thing is, she doesn’t return his affections. So, he kills half the universe as a way to try to win said affections. I think the writers for the MCU probably felt that was a little too hokey to fly with modern/mainstream audiences.

The short answer is that they had to come up with something more palatable to a movie audience than “I’m evil and have a crush on the literal Lady of Death.”

I have a female friend who is of the opinion that dick size doesn’t matter because only the first few inches of the vaginal canal has erotic nerve endings. I’ve told her that dick size is like breast size: some people care more about it than others and it is a factor. She continues to deny it matters at all.

I’m a guy of average size. I don’t have any insecurities about my junk. But I have enough experience and watched enough (realistic) porn that I know it matters, it’s just not a game breaker like some insecure men fear it is. That being said, size queens are a thing too.

Wow. TIL. Thanks for the info.

How are they unsanitary?

Country gay.

As opposed offline electronic mail.

Seriously. I have zero problem when I see spiders in my house. I’m like, “Oh, good. Keep it up, bro.” Totally happy to have arachnids around.

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Waffles. Greater surface area = more butter & syrup = higher cholesterol = greater chance of dying from a heart attack = end of existential life crisis. Existence be bullshit.

No, definitely more stupid than this. This is only slightly stupid.

“What do you have?”

“Childhood.”

Proof that you shouldn’t kill violent extremists, just try to distract people from their influence. Killing them just martyrs them and draws unneeded attention to their cause.

African or European coconut?