TaterTot

My mom would always say “being able to take good advice is like learning to ride a bike… you can’t help but do it on your own time, when you’re ready, not a moment sooner.”

On one hand, I fully agree with you.

On the other, I find there to be a poetic irony to people just making shit up about him.

The correct order for the arrows is up, down, left, right, ok. Or even the Konami code if you are feeling cheeky.

Otherwise, yeah, you nailed it.

Yet the Zookeeper escaped, thus proving that the deadliest animal of them all… is the Zookeeper!

I was having the most wonderful dream… Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there.

Very normal. Pretty much everyone I know collects these little holes in their heart from important connections that for one reason or another are no longer around. Just the way of things. Hurts when the wind blows through though.

But while it’s very normal, it’s good to remind yourself that all things are temporary, and that being able to form connections is a gift to be cherished. I’m glad you had someone to be there for you, and I hope things are going well for both of you.

Keep on keeping on.

Ok, sure… it’s definetly an abomination… but on the other hand…

When you put it like that, this isn’t the kind of performative bullshit I’d expect from PETA… Actually, this is like, really tame and kinda resonable… All things considered.

oh… I guess it’s true what they say… never meet your heroes…

I can just imagine it now. Me, in my little hard hat, on a big ol excavator, paying no mind to the ROPS/FOPS overhead, completely safe from all the debris that wants nothing more than to crack open my noggin, excavating to my hearts content!

Oh what a day that would be!

80% of violent crime? Cute. Lesbians are busy cornering the space crime market (allegedly).

Many a man underestimated Butter Bean.

His ass is not an expert on what grows flowers. And to be honest, I think he sells bunk fentanyl as well!