I like “Will Incentivise For This” but the people who would believe it wouldn’t know the meaning of the word

I remember once I used to work at a electronics shop, and some dipshit insisted on a “military spec” Bluetooth speaker.

Uhuh mate

Nah just chewing her fingernails

“Bedroom” texture 👌

I have but one updoot to give. Fucking brilliant 👏

Yeah! The local hardware store has a pet section and we saw them last time we were there. They’re apparently tly infused with catnip extract and he loves em

Here’s Levi, spinnin out at catnip bubbles

Down here in Straya, sometimes they crush the car and make em watch it being done

“Don’t have to pay pilots if they’re dead” – some CEO, probably

I once had a guy try to sell me one of these to my face. I asked him to explain why it was better than the one I got in the box with my DVD player, and he carried on about better conductivity and improved sound.

Called him out on his bullshit and never returned.

Pokemon Smash

I just did this quest in Borderlands 4…

It’ll actually work out better for me since I currently live by myself and pay all the rent and utilities, and I’m buying with my partner so I’ll finally be able to share the load 😀

I’m a couple of years older and JUST escaped renting. It’s ridiculous!

I knew I’d recognised this from somewhere! What a campaign.

Mine was Desert Storm, but somehow this post unlocked a core memory for me. I remember exactly what I was doing when it was announced she died - I was playing Quake, E2M1 near the start of the level when my mum tapped me on the shoulder.

I wish I could remember other things this easily, lol

And they’re so tough to spit out after you accidentally get a mouthful

My mother’s kitten has a favourite pastime which is jumping into an ikea bag and getting dragged around the floor in it. She fucking loves it… whats with animals and Ikea bags?

Philomena Cunk? I mean she looks similar…

Tines are uneven, 4/10