CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!

Preschool Memes need to die, you can say ‘dick’ on the internet for fuck’s sake!

As someone who sells robot vacuums for a living, I’d take two!

Oh shit, that takes me back.

Yeah, those lot have been shit for decades.

Someone did that near Sydney Airport a few years ago with a roof that read “Welcome to Perth”

Exterminatus

https://youtu.be/9oonHCoKnv8?si=MKIC9vR6xE_qdKE6

Bless the Onion.

Ah, the ol’ paddlecock.

Yes, that’s Windows 11

How’s that even relevant?

Godzilla is friend-shaped

The man with the hot dogs looked right at me and said, “holy shit, that bullet was meant for me.”

You have quite a treasure there in tha-OH GOD WRONG FRANCHISE THEYRE EATING ME ALIVE

Poop straw

Adam Sandler in: Lil’ Wicky

Fuck. Thankyou. The hero we all need.

So many gamed

And it’s still fucking awesome.

I’ve had pickle beer before! I liked it.

Down here in AU, Wendy’s isn’t a burger joint, it’s a Milk bar.

This fact made it so much better!