Woodchipper’s parked out back
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Also vomit if you ate within the last couple hours
This too shall pass - we can hope that now there is both a massive revenue opportunity in the server market as well as an abandoned consumer market ripe for the taking, some enterprising manufacturer is going to look into filling this niche. Probably someone out of China, or maybe even India if they can get their shit together in time.
Tangent5280@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How is Donald Trump able to get away with being part of a child trafficking ring but I get 20 years in jail for littering?
5·22 days agoMaybe he was littering by throwing away Top Secret Confidential documents on the floor of the Russian Embassy.
Or maybe he was littering by throwing away a strangely shaped metal spheroid on a public street through a stranger’s chest cavity.
Thot-on-retainer
Oof, you lucky dog. Except the last part, but that’s just the difference between being just lucky and being really fucking lucky.
Yeah it’s unhygienic as fuck. Be better. Poop directly on top of the shower drain so you can stomp it down with your feet like a gentleman.
Who’s gonna pay to watch me jerking off?
Flashbacks to my hot snake poops, back when I didn’t have the sense to take care of my body.
My god it was like eating a spicy ass mutton Rogan josh up my ass. Couldn’t do anything for half an hour afterwards either. Utterly discombobulating.
Tangent5280@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I've always thought THIS was unfair
6·1 month agoEveryone here is a Reddit immigrant whatchumean
Tangent5280@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•for a better future for ur children
1·1 month agoMosquitoes be fartin?
What do the twinks use
Will it work again if you stop taking the SSRIs?
What happened to your wee wee?
Tangent5280@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Amazon develops methods for inserting ads onto any flat surface in an existing videoEnglish
41·1 month agoThe dogs gonna die anyway, why not fuck it before it gets cold?
Trojan, for all your animal fucking needs.
/s
Tangent5280@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Linus Torvalds on a ridiculous job performance metric at tech companies and the prominent figure responsible for itEnglish
1·2 months agowe’ll populate the code for this unit test later
It’s so ridiculous, like an ancient Egyptian slave telling its master that “we will” “take care of it later”
So stupid for an LLM to do
It’s a pretty good idea to set down a new persona for every social media account - build a life like writing a story, condense it into like 6 sentences and read through it before you comment. Throws stalkers for a loop and it’s fun imagining them tear their hair out trying to figure out who you are.
Tangent5280@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Jake Paul's wiki page describes him as a professional boxer instead of exhibitionist.English
1·2 months agoHoly shit. Didn’t have that on my bingo card. Fuck me, wikipedia too?

64 GB ram you say?
GET HIM BOYS HE GOT RAM