Yeah it’s unhygienic as fuck. Be better. Poop directly on top of the shower drain so you can stomp it down with your feet like a gentleman.

Who’s gonna pay to watch me jerking off?

Flashbacks to my hot snake poops, back when I didn’t have the sense to take care of my body.

My god it was like eating a spicy ass mutton Rogan josh up my ass. Couldn’t do anything for half an hour afterwards either. Utterly discombobulating.

Everyone here is a Reddit immigrant whatchumean

Eat ass

Mosquitoes be fartin?

What do the twinks use

Will it work again if you stop taking the SSRIs?

What happened to your wee wee?

The dogs gonna die anyway, why not fuck it before it gets cold?

Trojan, for all your animal fucking needs.

/s

we’ll populate the code for this unit test later

It’s so ridiculous, like an ancient Egyptian slave telling its master that “we will” “take care of it later”

So stupid for an LLM to do

It’s a pretty good idea to set down a new persona for every social media account - build a life like writing a story, condense it into like 6 sentences and read through it before you comment. Throws stalkers for a loop and it’s fun imagining them tear their hair out trying to figure out who you are.

Holy shit. Didn’t have that on my bingo card. Fuck me, wikipedia too?

China has consistently some of the highest government satisfaction rates in the world

Surveyman: Hello random Chinese friendo, how is life under the glorious CCP?

Random Chinese friend: Can’t complain.

Surveyman: China has consistently some of the highest government satisfaction rates in the world

Did you see that one where an elephant uses his prehensile dingaling to scratch himself

Lucky bastard

It’s punycode. Get with the times.

Hey, how has your experience running mint on Mac been? Hows your battery life?

That was pretty funny OP, the universe aligned for you there

Spill the tea on Tom Clancy pls