Who’s gonna pay to watch me jerking off?
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Flashbacks to my hot snake poops, back when I didn’t have the sense to take care of my body.
My god it was like eating a spicy ass mutton Rogan josh up my ass. Couldn’t do anything for half an hour afterwards either. Utterly discombobulating.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I've always thought THIS was unfair
6·11 days agoEveryone here is a Reddit immigrant whatchumean
Tangent5280@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•for a better future for ur children
1·13 days agoMosquitoes be fartin?
Will it work again if you stop taking the SSRIs?
What happened to your wee wee?
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Amazon develops methods for inserting ads onto any flat surface in an existing videoEnglish
40·18 days agoThe dogs gonna die anyway, why not fuck it before it gets cold?
Trojan, for all your animal fucking needs.
/s
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Linus Torvalds on a ridiculous job performance metric at tech companies and the prominent figure responsible for itEnglish
1·19 days agowe’ll populate the code for this unit test later
It’s so ridiculous, like an ancient Egyptian slave telling its master that “we will” “take care of it later”
So stupid for an LLM to do
It’s a pretty good idea to set down a new persona for every social media account - build a life like writing a story, condense it into like 6 sentences and read through it before you comment. Throws stalkers for a loop and it’s fun imagining them tear their hair out trying to figure out who you are.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Jake Paul's wiki page describes him as a professional boxer instead of exhibitionist.English
1·25 days agoHoly shit. Didn’t have that on my bingo card. Fuck me, wikipedia too?
China has consistently some of the highest government satisfaction rates in the world
Surveyman: Hello random Chinese friendo, how is life under the glorious CCP?
Random Chinese friend: Can’t complain.
Surveyman: China has consistently some of the highest government satisfaction rates in the world
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users
2·25 days agoDid you see that one where an elephant uses his prehensile dingaling to scratch himself
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•I finally understand Cloudflare Zero Trust tunnelsEnglish
102·1 month agoIt’s punycode. Get with the times.
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Linux@lemmy.world•3D printed emblem to cover up the illuminated Apple logo on my old MacBookEnglish
2·1 month agoHey, how has your experience running mint on Mac been? Hows your battery life?
That was pretty funny OP, the universe aligned for you there
Tangent5280@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Truth is way more fucked up than fiction
91·1 month agoSpill the tea on Tom Clancy pls



Yeah it’s unhygienic as fuck. Be better. Poop directly on top of the shower drain so you can stomp it down with your feet like a gentleman.