Two separate pizzas for breakfast and lunch, got it.

I like the way there’s a police car there, in case people were thinking they might just go for it anyway

Find out if you’re going to be “raisin” some little’uns

Fake news. This is a fossil chip that these men dug up. Chips back in the Doracic era could grow much bigger due to the higher oxygen content of the air at the time.

It all makes so much sense now!

Legitimately, that sounds fascinating, go on.

In the UK we still use Tories as a nickname for the conservative party, one of the two main parties in our political system and a kind of pound store republican party. They do indeed still feign royalism when it suits their purposes, some things never change.

And you get a comment

And my axe!

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Saw some of these on a pumpkin stall the other day, didn’t realise they supported the nefarious poaching trade #sadtimes

Scientists invent Double Beef Stroganoff. More on this story at 11.

That is a beautiful picture, ClopClopMcFuckwad

I once turned in a project on that very individual at secondary school in which I had his name misspelled the entire way through.

It did not go well.

Upvoted Taddington. Hope ur ok hun

Old god on the right looks like he’s been hitting that pipe in his hand too much