Oh hey, I just spotted another one!

Avast, yee scallywags!

The brb is the word

I’ll think of you next time I masturbate <3

What haven’t they done forever?

Whatever this was needs to be re-uploaded

Edit: It has been fixed!

Jeans and a Jean jacket? Don’t even need a sleeping bag at that point!

That could be misinterpreted to mean “turn around and go back the way you came”

It’s just so… stimulating

Username does not check out :(

Chipotle is telling you they don’t want your money

Well then how do you do it?

Just boil some milk and throw in a tea-bag. By the time it cools to room temp, it’s ready to add the sugar!

Oh yikes, I’ll have to check him out now, thanks!

Military, air filter, paint brush, wax seal, Mike Tyson, sea-lion!

Yeah because before then, Americans were still very isolated. The only “bad stuff” going on was across an ocean one way, or an ocean the other way. Suddenly most Americans actually realized they live in a big world that holds more than just America.

Again, this isn’t some hardline rule or someone saying “you cut that out!”

It’s just a gentle reminder of “hey man, let’s look for some stuff to add to that lettuce instead :)”

I think you’re leaning too hard into “we stopped them from doing it for their own good”

Remember that the original person eating said head of lettuce is autistic, and so this is serving as a gentle reminder that one does not need to eat a whole head of lettuce.

It’s not bad, it certainly may even be “healthy”, but it is not conducive to forming good habits. That’s all!

There’s just no productive reason to eat a whole head of lettuce when you have access to a more diverse option of food. It’s basically just a bunch of water with some fiber, so it may also lead to some interesting bowel troubles later in the day

The glue around the rim of the cup is too sticky, so it left behind a layer of cottony paper when the label was ripped off

I’m Old Greg!