Syltti@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Satan’s gonna catch himself a black eye
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5 months agoSatan won’t be catching anything. He’s going to be chilling on the sidelines with us as we get front-row seats to Jesus getting his ass beat by a Bible thumper who is mad about Jesus not voting for Trump.
I’ll protect them with my life, as they tear it away from me.