Shoes

I chuckled

Or floating in a pool

The latex would still snap back to its original shape, which would at least look similar to a normal pop.

Slop bad

Mock them.

https://youtu.be/onoaKEEyNEI?is=C_rrwaeLwJa5hF2b

Its a line from Idiocracy. When Joe is arguing about being reassigned from his basement library job.

https://youtu.be/onoaKEEyNEI?is=C_rrwaeLwJa5hF2b

Lead, follow, or get out of the way.

I want you to know you had 2 downvotes and I downvoted you only to make the total 3.

I hate to say it but american politics might be the most important thing right now.

sprachübergreifendes Wortspiel

I can haz?

You can mail a check but postage aint free

Tell that to my HOA!

Always use protection

Arrrrrr

Screw a ham?

Bold of you to assume students will learn about this in the future

White Russian says Hi