Don’t forget blueberry. You have to be able to taste a hint of blueberry. Did you taste blueberry? Because if not, your extraction process has gone horribly wrong, you’ve bought the wrong beans, you’re using the wrong water,and you probably bloomed for 32 seconds instead of 29.6.

The left one has all the classic symptoms of crappy AI. The right one…well, that’s pretty good.

What is it with Lemmy users assuming anyone who disagrees with them is astroturfing or a shill.

Why not, if you keep paying?

You’re not forced to see anything.

I’ll save you $10. This book says to stay calm, and use humor, and repeats that 582 times.

And your beer is possibly the worst in the world. It’s pisswater.

C’mon, stop it. We Americans are bad at many things, but no one can refute that Americans have created some damn good beer over the last two decades.

But wait! When searching for your song you also get: 1) some girl in her basement playing a cover on piano, 2) some dude in his bedroom playing a cover on guitar, 3) some lonely divorcee’s ripped version where lyrics scroll across static images of sunsets, 4) some crappy handheld video taken from the back row of a shitty venue from 2009. What a bargain!

TBF, the fake depth of field that phone cameras generate can be pretty awful as well.

I try my hardest to find new songs, because I don’t want to be some boomer bastard.

I got news for you, pal. The harder you try to be young and hip for the sake of being young and hip, the worse the outcome will be. You’re not getting any younger, and the sooner you accept that, the better.

Instead of forcing yourself to listen to music that has the single attribute of “released less than 6 months ago” in some sad, vain attempt to relive your glory days, try exploring music based on what you actually enjoy. What artists inspire you? Who influenced them, and what genres influenced their sound? Where did the roots of that sound originate? If a song you love is a cover, who wrote or performed the original? What style of singing is it, or what kind of beat?

Listen to what you want to listen to. The most interesting conversations I have with people about music always involve the history and roots of sound, not that last hip shit my aging hipster Lyft driver subjected me to.

I mean, it’s from the same generation that asks people not to make generalizations about them. In other words, not a whole lot of logic happening here.

Them’s a whole bunch of fancy words for saying “don’t generalize.”

After all that I get like 3

I’m not sure what you’re building but you might be over-engineering your wall shelving.

This is such a weird urban myth.

restaurant

Lol

Nah, this has been going on for years.

We owned and went back to renting. Home ownership sucks. Taxes, maintenance, the stress of finding contractors who couldn’t care less about you, Saturdays at the Home Depot, being trapped under the weight of a mortgage for 10+ years before you even see a mild positive increase in your equity…it’s a joke. And if you want to move? Forget it. You’re stuck.

Wow, there is a lot of pearl-clutching and gatekeeping ITT. It’s delicious!

As someone on this side of the world, it was not funny at all.