The fire IN the tent is hilarious

Repeating the word on the top and bottom text is a hallmark of these kinds of shit posts.

I personally love potato salad but I think the biggest thing that hurts its reputation is when it’s bad IT’S BAD!

Having ADHD puts it on Nightmare mode

I will never understand why some guys think this won’t immediately make the woman they’re messaging hate them. Like, no one wants to be needlessly pestered.

I think they mean multi-level marketing scheme, not men loving men

Rural areas would benefit so much from progressive policies, but so many of them would rather make life hell for the “bad people” than actually improve their own life. I don’t understand how people can be so hateful, and frankly I’m glad I don’t.

I legitimately can’t stop laughing at this omg

Autism???

So it doesn’t feel threatened and try attacking me. I thought that was fairly obvious.

Wolf def the safest option. Most likely to leave you alone.

I understand wanting to share pictures of your trip and stuff, but if it’s such a compulsive need you wouldn’t be able to not do it, you’ve got issues.

A noble sentiment, but I think I’m being realistic when I say change on that scale simply isn’t going to happen anytime soon. Things are bad, but not bad enough you’re going to get a protest big enough to bring change going.

I wish it wasn’t this way, but the stacks been getting stacked against us for too long now.

I think they’re making a joke that this other boat is what held all the ‘bad’ animals.

I’m vibing with the donut car

That is straight up not what bed rotting is. Bed rotting is when you’re so depressed you can’t bring yourself to get out of bed at all. Like, it’s a mental health condition, not lazyness.

What?

i guess that explains how T’Challa was just straight up able to talk him out of it in What If. Thanos legitimately just needed someone to explain to him everything wrong with his plan.

something something batman makes him a super special bike that can withstand his speeds