People who place it hanging against the wall stand to wipe, like children.

Mine is

What?

“Blue MAGA” isn’t right or left, it’s just very stupid, very obvious, propaganda

literal russian propaganda slogan

And large parts of .ml, which is the bridge for hexbear to all the instances which defederated with them.

It really does feel like hexbear users are probably high fiving each other over their cubicle walls in Vladivostok. The admin openly states their goal is information warfare.

Very good +1000 social credit, OP

Godzilla is a duck confirmed

You might be taking the internet too seriously

Making bad crops is part of the post-ironic meme meta

Yeah but a talking donkey in the hand is worth at least two birds in the bush …

Jesus

French people are only white in the US

Mac and cheese casserole is almost always inferior to the cheese sauce variety. The best versions meet in the middle, but I absolutely hate that eggy cheese quiche shit.

I’m into that shit

You realize that your kernel which loads keys into memory can also access all this right? So can anything which shares memory space on the platform.

That’s because you aren’t fingering yourself hard enough

After the nuclear apocalypse the only things left will be the roaches, Twinkies, and any band which has ever signed with Epitaph records.

Have you tried toilet paper?

My local filtered water supplier is the fucking city I pay taxes to and it’s just fine. I don’t understand why so many people are afraid of tap water. I can download fifty fucking years of water testing data. I can get my home water tested for free every year. And you still have these assholes out here who drink nothing but plastic bottled water because it’s $5 per case from Aldi. That shit should have at least $5 of taxes added to it which go straight to the municipal supply.