APA style pizza, also too.

Just today, I found out my prostate biopsy was benign! Also four years cancer free, and I still have my bladder.

I owe it all to Jeezus and alternative medicine, oh wait no, it was FUCKING SCIENCE.

IncEl Camino

Hanberders, bigly

I met her briefly at a Comic-Con, and she is just as sweet as she is smart.

“Where do ya want it?”

“Captain? I’m getting Dad Jokes on all frequencies!”

Also, I understand he was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.

The third season of Forever Knight completely ruined the show.

I thought it was an ad for Ivermectin.

“You’re going to put someone’s eye out!”

I say Happy Holidays, and I’ve got a total of 6 trees in my house not counting the ones without lights, outside lights, I don’t know how many nutcrackers. I must give the MAGAs serious confusion.

Tell us you have a tiny peen, without telling us you have a tiny peen.

Long ago, after a very pleasant weekend with this girl, I made that mistake. She had horse shampoo, for manes and tails.

Make sure they’re not lickin’ em toadyfrogs!

Murka don’t needem none of that Woke Communist Fake News Christianity. Jesus was a ripped alpha male who beat up on weaklings for fun, and told the poors to get a job!

Suck a toad, then do some cow tipping.