Put me in the screenshot

Forget it Jake, it’s Chinatown Lemmy

I’ll take both

Why are we getting weird and territorial about cheese and pasta?

Lol

It took me a depressing amount of time to realize he didn’t have a blonde ponytail coming out of his hat

Lol i was thinking more about the super-durable-in-the-wild / fragile-when-domesticated dichotomy, but yeah, didn’t forget to water your bees

If the urban area is too densely populated there may not be enough blooming plants to support a colony. TBH close neighbors wouldn’t really be affected, or even notice, unless they are hyper-aware of bees due to an allergy or phobia. Our neighbor kept bees right beside our apartment complex and no one noticed at all

These wall units look really slick, but the hive entrance needs to be accessable from the outside, and the inside of hive itself needs to be accessable from time to time, even if the beekeeper doesn’t plan on harvesting honey. I only have a little knowledge of beekeeping, but I do know they don’t just run themselves. Keeping a hive healthy requires regular attention and work. Kind of like houseplants, actually

Yeah, I lost something. I lost peace and quiet. What do you need?! What do you want?! Can I not just live here, without having to occasionally deal with you animals!?

I thought you said inedible at first and I was like 🤔

Like punching someone in the dark!

J/K, I have a pavlovian response to the phrase “victimless crime”

I definitely read this in their voices

“And remember kids! Yakko spelled backwards is Okkay”

Tradies thinking about all the OT they’re gonna pull on this monstrosity

I pay for Proton and the non-free servers generally work, although some have been blocked.

Eventually I’ll treat Reddit like Pinterest, either blocking it entirely from search results, or using FF add-ons to bypass all the cruft laid over the website

There’s a German style brewery in Columbus, Ohio that sells black shirts with red block lettering that say “Helles Real” and I think it’s the best thing ever

This song is really silly but i feel like it’s the quintessential Midwestern road trip in song form

https://youtu.be/kD6DBxIobz4

Be warned, it’s folk music, which means it’s catchy, in it’s own way

I have a friend that works with a rescue group in Colorado, almost exclusively for cattle dogs. They rescue and re-home the dogs for a variety of reasons. The most prevalent is the dog can’t work anymore and will be put down. That’s it. It got too old and is consuming resources without producing.

I’m not saying all farmers and ranchers are like this, but the mentality certainly exists. These people see certain life as a commodity only, and it often extends to cruelty to “lower life”. It’s even at the root of calling people who aren’t in their tribe “lower life”, and devaluing them accordingly

The goat she also killed

I will never not be upset at the bull that was pulled with OLGA. EMI, HFA, and MPA and their servants in the judiciary can all go die in a fire

Nah, just cash. That’s why the bills are so cartoony now

I’m not sure what that means but okay