At $30 per haircut

What? That cheap? When I went to a mediocre barber, I had to pay 35 eur, but now it’s more like 45 eur. ^(forgot to shitpost)

What kind of economy are you in? My haircuts are 48 million euro per month (they’re on a subscription, but I locked in a good deal as an early adopter), that’s why I’m not rich, no other reason.

Exist

ITT: people who start screaming because they don’t realise the # at the start of a line has special meaning, and turns it into a heading.

The edit to make “Surely” bold is the icing on the cake.

but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway

As is customary, Hollywood is lying to you. You don’t fuck and be merry and fall asleep. The ladies usually go pee afterwards (helps for everyone to prevent uti) and with creampies a shower after is basically essential.

Replacing the sheets depends on how dirty they got, but it can usually wait till next morning. Sex is pretty exhausting and we are all a little lazy.

Duolingo isn’t in the business to teach you a a language, that would mean you won’t need the app anymore.

I’ve used Babbel, it seems more to learn a language, but it requires a paid plan to use. It does work more like an actual language course though, with more emphasis on longer sessions instead of 5 min per day.

I do like setting things up.

Then I realise I need to fuck around with DNS to get it working nicely.

In case of phones, there’s less of a myriad of operating systems and libraries.

A typical Android app is (eventually) Java with some bundled dependencies and ties in to known system endpoints (for stuff like notifications and rendering graphics).

For windows these installers are usually responsible for getting the dependencies. Which is why some installers are enormous (and most installers of that size are web installers, so it looks smaller).

Docker is more aimed at developers and server deployment, you don’t usually use docker for desktop applications. This is the area where you want to skip inconsistencies between environments, especially if these are hard to debug.

I really like SEPA mandates for this. Yes, they’re pull, but you can cancel them with one click within 52 days, and the money is back in your account in a few hours (if not instantly).

Most companies that use it are very clear, since auto-pay by law needs a reminder or the refund is an automatic legal cancellation of the contract. (Of course, this is sometimes disguised as an upsell, mostly by telco’s or “disruptive startups”).

And they work across Europe, so my German cloud provider can use debits to pull the money from my Durch bank account.

The US not having such a consumer friendly system is really unfortunate, but not surprising.

Also, I wish my urologist had believed me when I said I wasn’t numb for my vasectomy.

I was undersedated for that one too. Hurt like a mother, but I never realised I may be under sedated so I just challenged through.

No issues in the end though. Just a firm reminder to ask for a double dose next time.

Hey, fuck you and your kink shaming

EVERY STONE IS A ROCK YOU STONE BRAINED ROCK

Notepad in wine ^(/s)

gnote usually works

It’s unclear what the fuck it’s about: a shitpost.

Don’t know why Lemmy Shitpost is all politics now. It kinda ruins what I came here for.