SirBucksworth

Philadelphia Collins ❤️

Pollockbot - 3000

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My girlfriends ass?

Isn‘t the Planet called Urectum now, to prevent childish jokes?

Taking karate lessons

Didn’t know that Kevin Hart also plays football! What a talented guy!

Yesn‘t

Where you don’t wanna wake up; Everything is fcked, everybody sucks; You don’t really know why, but you wanna justify rippin someone‘s head off; No human contact, and if you interact Your life is on contract! Your best bet is to stay away, motherfcker! It’s just one of those days!

If they don’t want you to flush paper down the toilet… why do they provide you with so much on the walls?

And when someone’s telling you to eat a d*ck at Christmas just pull that one out and eat it while staring into his or her eyes

N*ce!

Tbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷‍♀️

I have only one question: can I join? I‘ll bring my own shovel!

„1% of people hoarding 99% of wealth in the world, and most of them have the same skin color and religion like me? It has to be the fault of people with a different skin color and/or religion that I’m not getting richer!“

Gimme your three fiddy!