OP loves adidas

That’s a great story! What a cool experience

You and me both

Yep. And then you get old and it grows faster than you can keep up with it. I’m about half-way to looking like Cousin Itt.

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Don’t forget your pizza

The OG Karen/Kyle

Hydrate and bidet.

Eww what a gross mentality and a terrible human being. Don’t be in a committed relationship then.

🤜🤛

Lol good point.

Whoops, the mask slipped and we all saw the bot behind it.

Damn, that’s powerful.

Accurate

I’m sure that’s why steakhouses are selling them so cheaply.

To AI’s credit, they have the correct number of fingers.

Keep your dick in a vice

-AvE dude

Amateurs not saving all their earwax for candles smh

Some might even call it an Odyssey

You mean he actually boiled the pasta and tossed the salad?

I’m exaggerating but when you think about the things that Olive Garden are known for (unlimited bread sticks, and their soup and salad deals), they’re all essentially premade. I don’t know many people who go there for the steak, for example.