I didn’t even know seedless watermelons were a thing, so it saddens me to discover that they are, and that they’re bad, since the main reason I don’t like watermelons is having to deal with the seeds.
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
See, I find that level of confidence more realistic, like maybe I could take on a wolf, rather than it being an obvious fact.
You think you can take on a wolf? They aren’t chihuahuas you know.
Only one way to find out.
Ahhh, the duality of man.
I’m not sure but the ring of fire is the main reason I don’t like spicy food, I feel like I could tolerate the rest of it, but what it does to my insides and part of my outside, no way.
Me when I don’t talk: I don’t talk enough.
Me when I talk: I talk too much.
Did he finally give up on the whole weird Caesar look?
Has the same energy as US sport championships.
As a Brit I feel conflicted.
If someone could just knock me out for 8 straight hours every night, that’d be great, thanks.
Why do you say that? Just because it’s in those kinds of receptacles?
True. I wake up every day, which I find rather annoying.
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Me when the next elder scrolls comes out
“Yes human, end my suffering in this mortal coil”
I’d rather Jake not get any more attention but it would at least be satisfying if he gets the shit beaten out of him
Crazy how nature do dat.