You shitting upside down?

Camera slowly pans down to reveal that the cameraman is now a goose/was a goose all along

It looks good with all that negative space for reflection within the meme.

Also: focus on your shelf in another continent

Perfect.

Professor Gains here, PR stands for 'personal record" in this case.

Boy, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

I would get a second opinion!

HELL YEAH MFER

Brilliant.

And the C-horse?

I AM NOT A NUMBER. I AM A FREE MAN!