That’s just xerxes

HAH GET BOOBED

“We found a way to save a quarter of a cent per hotpocket, but were going to frame it like we’re doing it for YOU!”

BUT THEN I CAN’T PET THAT DOG

The power of the brown-touch: The about to make people shit themselves by touching them

YOU did this to me!!!

Its… so… BEAUTIFUL

Now that we have a reference point. Look at the one on the shirt and then look at the one in the wikipedia article. You’ll note that there are some subtle differences.

“When mom doesn’t know you already ate all of the scented erasers”

Can confirm; I glazed the ham.

Yes

According to a recent shitpost, there may be a third option

I don’t think this is his first time doing that…

I like how some of the… “rams”… are circumcised and some aren’t

The game was rigged from the start

Moments before crushing a tesla